there's a doctor in the house

This is the first Christmas where I've felt Christmasy in quite a long time.

Of course, it helps that I begged and pleaded and got the holiday off this year.

Anyone know where I can get a good tree?

Consuming pizza late at night makes me so thirsty the next day that drinking 100 liters of saline sounds like a good idea. Remind me not to do that ever again. My throat's so dry that I keep hacking like a cat just to get my voice back.

I'm so sexy.